speech therapy

[briggie]

A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerer's Action group.
She had tried every technique in the book.


Finally, exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me where you were born,
without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your
muscles ache and your eyes water."



The Englishman piped up.
"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.

"That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist,
"Who's next ?"



The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley"..



"That's no better, Hamish. How about you, Paddy?"



The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out "London".



"Brilliant, Paddy!" said the speech therapist and immediately set about
living up to her promise.



After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused
for breath and Paddy said . . . . . .












"-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".