Why i am depressed

tezzer · 02-12-2010, 15:59

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) William Lyon Mackenzie King said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Now the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, food quality, Social Security, retirement funds, VAT, eco tax, enviro tax, smart meters, delivery charges, etc. . .
I called the Samaritans and got through to a call centre in
Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

02-12-2010, 15:59	#1
tezzer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: basildon essex Vehicle: transit camper van 1987 Posts: 2,829	Why i am depressed Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) William Lyon Mackenzie King said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." Now the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, food quality, Social Security, retirement funds, VAT, eco tax, enviro tax, smart meters, delivery charges, etc. . . I called the Samaritans and got through to a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.