i set off this morning to do sheilas job of delivering newspapers to the kids , .. all went well at first ... then i decided to help helen by moving some of the newspapers to the back of the disco ........ bad idea ....as i climbed out of the disco , i went " arse over tit "......got a lovely big bruise on my arm and leg.....then about a hour later i decided to try again ...... same result ... arse over tit ..... by then it had started to hurt and i came home , sheila continued the job after all while i recovered at home , on top of this , some idiot kept sending me texts while i was trying to find my way around