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Old 14-08-2010, 19:43   #1
briggie
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Wink Excitable sadie

EXCITABLE SADIE
 
Excitable Sadie, the inflatable lady,
Arrived through the post yesterday,
So I undid the packing, and pulled off the backing,
And took her upstairs to play.
I pumped and I pumped, and on her I jumped,
I ran me hand through her hair,
But I got me watch caught, and pulled her hair taut,
And out came a fountain of air,
She let out a fizz, and started to whizz,
And shot round and round in the room,
She startled the cat, when she flew past the mat,
And straight out the window she zoomed.
So it’s goodbye Sadie, the inflatable lady,
The woman I’ve wanted so long,
Cos all I've got left, is a piece of left breast,
With a tag saying ‘made in Hong Kong’
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