Yuppie

DaveAMac · 13-02-2010, 11:52

Found this on the 'net:

A Yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene the Yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!!!", he whined.
"You Yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"
"Oh my gaaawd...," replied the Yuppie. Where's my Rolex?!!!!!"

13-02-2010, 11:52	#1
DaveAMac Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Scotland Vehicle: '99 Terrano II SE Touring Posts: 129	Yuppie Found this on the 'net: A Yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene the Yuppie was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!!!", he whined. "You Yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!" "Oh my gaaawd...," replied the Yuppie. Where's my Rolex?!!!!!"

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