A firm with a sense of humour

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> A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a
> Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear
> to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a
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> A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:
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> Dear Sir,
> Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief
> will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be
> just right as a Pirate.
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> The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability,
> so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives
> another parcel and note:
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> Dear Sir,
> Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's
> habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your
> bald head you will really look the part.
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> The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the
> company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing
> attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter of
> complaint. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the
> company with the accompanying letter:
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> Dear Sir,
> Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
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> We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head,
> stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.