aids alert

[tezzer]

A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a
basketball player.
They start to talk, and eventually, go back to his place.
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.


'What's that?' the lady questions.


'Oh, I have this so that when I'm on TV, people will see my tattoo,
and Reebok pays me.'


Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that
says NIKE.


'What's that?' the lady questions again..


'Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.


Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo
that says AIDS.


You didn't tell me you had AIDS!' the lady screams.


'No, no! Calm down,' the man replies. 'This will say ADIDAS in a minute.