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> A man met a beautiful blonde lady
> and decided he
> wanted to marry her
> right away.
>
> She said, 'But we don't know
> anything about each other.'
>
> He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn
> about each other as we go
> along.'
>
> So she consented, they were
> married, and off they went on a honeymoon
> at a very nice
> resort.
>
> One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off
>
> of his
> towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a
>
> half tuck,
> followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which
> point he
> straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
>
> After
> a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down
> on the
> towel.
>
> She said, 'That was incredible!'
>
> He said, 'I used to
> be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you
> we'd learn more
> about each other as we went along.'
>
> So she got up, jumped in the
> pool and started doing lengths.
> After seventy-five lengths she climbed
> out of the pool, lay down on her
> towel and was hardly out of
> breath.
>
> He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
> endurance swimmer?'
>
> 'No,' she said, 'I was a prostitute in
> Liverpool but I worked both
> sides of the
> Mersey




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