A moral tale!

[emjaybee]

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange.

So she decides to do a DNA test.

She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.

Husband: What’s up?

Wife: According to the DNA test results, this is not our kid.

Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you??

When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.

You said: Please go change the baby; I’ll wait for you here.

So I went inside, left the dirty one there and got a clean one.

Moral:

Never give a man a job that doesn’t belong to him!