How many forum members does it take to change the oil and filter on a Terrano?

[emjaybee]

1 who actually changes the oil and filter.

90 who complain about the price of the oil and filter, how manufacturers are fleecing everybody and how they're not going to play the manufacturers' game anymore.

5 who claim that you can make the oil and filter from common household materials for cheap.

3 who go off on a tangent and complain about Nissan because they're not all that compatible with everybody else's oils and filters.

And finally, 1 who claims he knows everything there is to know about oils and filters, their history, their eventual demise and who insists the golden age of oils and filters ended with the Wilson government.

(I 'lifted' this off t'internet.)