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Old 23-01-2017, 12:42   #1
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Exclamation Lunchtime.

A guy is sitting on the edge of a tank at the sewage treatment works taking swipes at the revolving sprinkler.

A workmate walking past sees this and enquires as to what he's doing.

"It was hot, so I took my jacket off, but I dropped it and now it's caught on the sprinkler. I'm trying to get it."

His mate replies, "Blimey, you're not going to wear that ever again, surely?"

"Of course not" says the guy, taking another swipe at it.

"But my sandwiches are in the pocket"
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