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Old 21-01-2017, 18:26   #1
zippy656
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Default Off roading

So, my friend and I were driving around Salisbury plane and we accidentally ran over a rabbit. He grabbed a can, jumped out of the car, rushed to the rabbit and sprayed it.

The rabbit jumped up, hopped a few feet, turned around and waved. Hopped a few more feet, turned around and waved. Hopped a few more feet, turned around and waved.

I asked my friend "what did you spray on him?" , to which he shows me the can "Hare Spray. Revives dead hare and gives it a continuous wave."
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