14-11-2016, 17:45 | #1 |
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briggie joke encore
As I stood swaying from side to side at the British Airways ticket desk last night,the guy looked at me and said,"Can I help?"
"Yes," I slurred,unzipping my Superman costume and pulling my wallet out,"One ticket to Amsterdam please." "You're unable to fly sir," he replied,"You're far too drunk." I said,"I know mate,that's why I'm getting a plane." |
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