cant find my joke thread, so a new one

[zippy656]

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in an 8’X10’ cell.
AT WORK: You spend most of your day in a 6’X8’ office.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK: You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.

IN PRISON: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must carry around a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch tv and play games.
AT WORK: You get fired for watching tv and playing games.

IN PRISON: They allow your friends and family to visit you.
AT WORK: You cannot even speak to your family or friends.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
IN WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK: They are called Managers