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Old 03-10-2015, 13:10   #1
jonela
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Default A knights Tale

A long time ago (last year) in a mystical land far far away (France)
there lived a trusty knight (that's me) and his trusty steed "Terrano".
together the rode the trails and lanes of yonder land.
One day the Knight noticed that Terrano was not as he should be and
was suffering with a complaint known as dodgy motorus startus.
He was distressed by the thought of having to take terrano the the local shaman
(the garage up the road) as they would want to remove said appendage and replace it
with one costing many sheckles .So was contemplating performing surgery on the beast himself.
But then out of the mist, (fog over the channel) came a hero (Rick)
and wheedling his mighty weapon (angle grinder)did shamfer the splines in terranos motorus
startus to allow easyr connection to the ringus gearus. And all seemed well.
However after sir Rick had departed it became clear that this had not smited the affliction
and terrano would occasionally still cry out in grinding agony when asked to start.
One thing the Knight did notice however was the pain only seemed to occur when something was
switched on at the same time as starting (wipers -lights- radio) and if he made sure all was not on
and did leave it an extra couple of seconds after the glowus plugus lamp had extinguished
It would never happen.
So it seem Terranos affliction is electrical and not that of a mechanical form.
Duth any of you good sirs (and ladies)have reason to believe they know the
cause of this strange melody, if so pry postuth on this noble forum

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