05-06-2015, 20:34 | #1 |
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Another blonde joke
A blonde and red head are walking in the woods when then red head has a heart attack and falls to the ground.
Shocked, the blonde takes out her phone and calls the police and she shouts, "I think my friend is dead what do I do?". The policeman on the phone says, "Calm down and listen to me. First make sure that she really is dead." There is a silence. Then a loud gunshot. The blonde gets back on the phone and says, "Okay, now what?"
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