chuckle time

[briggie]

A boy is walking along the road when a car pulls up alongside him. ‘If you get in my car,’ says the driver. ‘I’ll give you a bag of sweets.’ The boy ignores him. ‘Okay,’ says the driver. ‘Get in my car and you can have two bags of sweets and £5.’ The boy ignores him. ‘The driver says, ‘Listen, if you’ll just get in the car I’ll give you all the sweets you want and £20.’ The boy turns to the driver and says, ‘Dad, for the last time, I’m not getting into that landrover.