the will

[briggie]

Harold Smith is on his deathbed in London.

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him.

So, he says to them:

"Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall ."
"Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks
of the Thames ."

The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Harold slips away, she says,

"Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to
have accumulated all this property".

Sarah replies, "Property? ... the idiot had a paper route!"