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Old 31-07-2013, 17:47   #1
briggie
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Shoppers - Beware!

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at tesco. Simply going out to get shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:
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Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the car. They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another tesco. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen the 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

Again - please beware!!
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