Warning ! Sick joke , may offend

[briggie]

2 guys are looking for the meaning of life.. they seek a wise elder,
The elder points to a trail going into the woods and tells them to
follow the path and seek enlightenment..

They head off down the path until they come to a fork in the road and
the old guy tells the young guy, "you go up the hill and follow the path,
i will take the lower path"
So they split up, about dark they find each other at the fork in the road
and the young guy ask's the old guy if he learned anything, the old
guy responded "Yes, i followed the path, went up the hill and sat on top
of the mountain and spoke with god."

The young guy looked at the old guy and said "I found a cute lady, and
we had sex all day" The old guy responded "NO you Didnt"
The young guy replied "Yes, its true, i followed the path and found a set of
train tracks, and their was this lady tied to the tracks, So i untied her and
we had sex all day, it was great"
The old guy was surprised and asked the young guy "So did you get a BJ?"
The young guy replied "NO! I tried, i looked all over but just could not find
her head, must been stuck on the train that went by before i got there.".

Didnt see that twist coming did ya?