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Old 29-01-2013, 21:26   #1
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Exclamation joke time !!!!

An elderly gentleman went to see his doctor and asked for a
prescription of Viagra. The doctor said, "That's no problem. How many
do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The doctor said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's all right. I don't need them for
sex anymore as I am over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far
enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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