23-07-2012, 14:40 | #1 |
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Traffic warden
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral, a voice from inside screams:
“I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!” The Vicar smiles and leans forward sucking air through his teeth as he does so, and mutters “Too ******* late I’ve already done the paperwork" |
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