In The Loo, Today...

[Bee Elzebub]

Can't even go to the loo in peace, these days!!!!!

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, when a voice from the next cubicle said "Hi! How are you ?"
Embarrassed, I said, "I'm doing fine..."
The voice said, "So what are you up to ?"
I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!"
From next door, "Can I come over?"
Annoyed, I said "I'm rather busy right now!"
The voice said, "Listen, I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot next door answering all my questions..."