omg not another briggie joke

[briggie]

A snail was walking across a driveway. A man pulled up in his car, got out, saw the snail, and kicked it to kingdom come. Ten years later, the man is in his house and hears a knock at the door. He opens the door, but no one is there. Looking down, he sees a snail. The snail looks up at him and says "So what was THAT all about?"