what women say and what they really mean

[briggie]

What women say and what they really mean...




We need

I want



It's your decision

The correct decision should be obvious by now



Do what you want

You'll pay for this later



We need to talk

I need to complain



Sure...go ahead

I don't want you to.



I'm not upset

Of course I'm upset, you moron.



You're...so manly

You need a shave and you sweat a lot.



You're certainly attentive tonight.

Is sex all you ever think about?



I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!

I'm on my period.






Be romantic, turn out the lights.

I have flabby thighs.



Hang the picture there

No, I mean hang it there!



I heard a noise

I noticed you were almost asleep.



Do you love me?

I'm going to ask for something expensive.



How much do you love me?

I did something today you're really not going to like..



I'll be ready in a minute.

Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.



Is my butt fat?

Tell me I'm beautiful.



You have to learn to communicate.

Just agree with me.



Are you listening to me!?

[Too late, you're dead.]



Yes

No



No

No



Maybe

No



I'm sorry.

You'll be sorry.



I'm not yelling!

Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.