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Old 24-04-2011, 18:45   #1
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john decided to propose to mary, but prior to her acceptance mary felt she had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed john that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the maturity of a 12 year old.

He stated that it was OK because he loved her sooo much. However, john felt this was also the time for him to open up and admit that he had a deformity too.

john looked mary in the eyes and said, 'I too have a problem. My winky is the same size as an infant and I hope you can deal with that once we are married.'

She said, 'Yes, I will marry you and learn to live with your infant size winky.'

mary and john got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. john whisked mary off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another.

As mary put her hands in john's pants, she began to scream and ran out of the room! john ran after her to find out what was wrong.

She said, 'You told me your winky was the size of an infant!'

'Yes, it is ... 7 pounds, 8 ounces, & 19 inches long.'
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