a yorkshire wish

[briggie]

Eee bu a wud like to mek thee a nice cup'a tey, but tha mun cum a Mundi cos thats my weshing day an al be weshing & weshing al' muck away - ee but a wud like to mek the a nice cup'tey.But tha mun cum a Tuesdi cos that's me irnin day an al be irnin & irnin al' creaases away - ee bu'a wud like to mek thee a nice cup'a tey.But tha mun cum a Wensdi cos thats mi siding day an al by shiftin an sidin al clooes away -ee but a wud like to mek thi a nice cup a tey.But tha mun cum a Thusdi cos that's my cleanin day and sweepin an cleanin al muck away - eee but a wud like to mek thee a nice cup a tey.Bu' tha mun cum a Fridi cos that's my bakin day and al bi bakin and bakin al floour away - ee but a wud like to mek thi a nice cup a tey.But tha mun cum a Satdi cos that's my shoppin day and al by shoppin and spendin all my brass away - eee bu' a wud like to mek thi a nice cup a tey.But tha mun cum a Sundi cos thats mu Chuch day and al singin and prayin all my sins away - EEE BU' A WUD LIKE TO MEK THI A NICE CUP A TEY!