Virgin !!!

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A guy out on the golf course is hit with a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.

He said, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin - in every way."

The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

Taking four tongue depressors, the doctor formed a neat little 4 sided splint and taped it all together; an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl. They marry right on schedule and, following the reception, leave for their honeymoon.

That night in the hotel bedroom, she slowly unbuttons her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts and tells him, "You're the first; no one has ever touched these."

He immediately drops his pants and replies: "Look at this. Still in the crate."