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16-06-2010, 17:36 | #1 |
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This is interesting!
Let me see if I understand all this .........
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR. IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY. IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT. IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED. IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN. IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED. IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT. IF YOU CROSS THE BRITISH BOARDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET A JOB, A DRIVERS LICENSE, PENSION CARD, WELFARE, CREDIT CARDS, SUBSIDISED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE, FREE EDUCATION AND FREE HEALTH CARE. Are you aware of the following? The British Govenment provides the following financial assistance: - BENEFIT BRITISH AGED PENSIONER ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS / REFUGEES LIVING IN BRITAIN Weekly allowance £100 £250 Weekly Spouse allowance £25 £225 Additional weekly hardship allowance £0;00 £100 TOTAL YEARLY BENEFIT £6,000 £29,900 If I was a refugee, why would I look for work? Please forward to all your contacts so that we can lobby for an increase in the aged pension. After all, the average pensioner has paid taxes and contributed to the growth of this country For the last 40 to 60 years. |
16-06-2010, 18:12 | #2 |
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"YOU GET A JOB" now I know your taking the urine
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