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Old 29-05-2010, 21:57   #1
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Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body
scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can
step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate
any explosive device you may have on you .

It would be a win-win for everyone, there
would be none of this crap about racial
profiling and this method would eliminate
a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see
it now: you're in the airport terminal and you
hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter
an announcement comes over the PA system,

"Attention standby passengers we now have
a seat available on flight number..."
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Old 29-05-2010, 22:17   #2
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mmmmm OR

Shortly thereafter
an announcement comes over the PA system,

cleaner to cubical 3...
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Old 29-05-2010, 22:35   #3
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isn't there a saying about true words spoken in jest
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