if you marry a yorkshire lass

briggie · 24-03-2010, 00:37

THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A Yorkshire lass

The first man married a woman from Essex. He told her that she
was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on
the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put
away.

The second man married a woman from Sussex. He gave his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first
day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the
third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a
huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a lass from Yorkshire . He ordered her to keep the house
cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table
for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day
he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone
down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed
enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.

DaveAMac · 24-03-2010, 07:52

LOL! Nice one, briggie!

zippy656 · 24-03-2010, 08:19

oh so true

BigBlack · 24-03-2010, 12:03

Ah... reminds me of my 'lass!!!!!

dinky · 24-03-2010, 15:25

Even worse if from West Yorkshire.

clivvy · 24-03-2010, 16:27

lol, brilliant!

zippy656 · 24-03-2010, 18:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBlack

Ah... reminds me of my 'lass!!!!!

ah right, we should have guessed by your name..

its really BIGBLACKEYE then!!

24-03-2010, 00:37	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	if you marry a yorkshire lass THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A Yorkshire lass The first man married a woman from Essex. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Sussex. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a lass from Yorkshire . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.

24-03-2010, 07:52	#2
DaveAMac Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Scotland Vehicle: '99 Terrano II SE Touring Posts: 129	LOL! Nice one, briggie!

24-03-2010, 08:19	#3
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	oh so true

24-03-2010, 12:03	#4
BigBlack Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: West Yorkshire Vehicle: 2005 Terrano II 2.7tdi SE Posts: 568	Ah... reminds me of my 'lass!!!!!

24-03-2010, 15:25	#5
dinky Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF SOUTH YORKSHIRE Vehicle: t20 lwb Posts: 1,238	Even worse if from West Yorkshire.

24-03-2010, 16:27	#6
clivvy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Huddersfield Vehicle: Terrano 03 LWB Posts: 6,947	lol, brilliant!