Buying a car?

Deleted account DD · 19-03-2010, 21:43

Possibly one the best ebay seller descriptions of all time

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...%23description

clivvy · 19-03-2010, 21:57

genius.

sidsid06 · 19-03-2010, 22:02

excellent

and its all true

extreme-4x4 · 19-03-2010, 22:33

i love this question

Q:	I az got a pitbull that don't like fiting or nuffink. Would you konsi.. consed.. fink about a part x. its got burberry coats init and spikey collar and i've superglued its ears up to look ard.	19-Mar-10
A:	dat wicked 4 yr dogg mate, init. As it got tat oo. I is well likein burberry init. Got some wicked D&G shades for da pup as well. Is it bitch cuse me wants an earn wiv its kitten fings if it a good breeder.

Spook · 19-03-2010, 22:35

Freebird · 20-03-2010, 07:55

First class, the Q & A bit, pure brilliance

DaveAMac · 20-03-2010, 09:27

Who would have thought Ebay was an outlet for comedy?!

extreme-4x4 · 20-03-2010, 13:32

i bet the police have a special unit just for ebay.

you cant buy fags or sex toys ..... but you can buy big knives , machetes knuckle dusters and other mad stuff without proving your age.

its a crazy world init

cracking add though , you seen his other items

19-03-2010, 21:43	#1
Deleted account DD Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,705	Buying a car? Possibly one the best ebay seller descriptions of all time http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...%23description

19-03-2010, 21:57	#2
clivvy Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Huddersfield Vehicle: Terrano 03 LWB Posts: 6,947	genius.

19-03-2010, 22:02	#3
sidsid06 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: gloucestershire Vehicle: terrano2 2.7td Posts: 291	excellent and its all true

19-03-2010, 22:35	#5
Spook Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: north west Vehicle: Can't say too embarassing Posts: 156

20-03-2010, 07:55	#6
Freebird Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: West Cumbria. Vehicle: 1996 Terrano 2 Posts: 161	First class, the Q & A bit, pure brilliance

20-03-2010, 09:27	#7
DaveAMac Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Scotland Vehicle: '99 Terrano II SE Touring Posts: 129	Who would have thought Ebay was an outlet for comedy?!

20-03-2010, 13:32	#8
extreme-4x4 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: WALES Posts: 6,295	i bet the police have a special unit just for ebay. you cant buy fags or sex toys ..... but you can buy big knives , machetes knuckle dusters and other mad stuff without proving your age. its a crazy world init cracking add though , you seen his other items