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Old 11-12-2009, 22:44   #1
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i'm bored, the evening is wearing on, i am half pissed
and it is a pub after all
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anybody want a fight
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Old 11-12-2009, 23:00   #2
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small world

I'm half pissed to

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Old 11-12-2009, 23:03   #3
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well its either drink the '% by volume' or convert to islam, not much of a choice realy
I dont fancy the operation either
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Phu ket

a beer it is then

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Ok who's buying
What have you been up to today Plank?
I need a good laugh
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hi willow

wooohoooo english whiskey in norfolk

bloody dear though

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Old 11-12-2009, 23:58   #7
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Oi Oi, what's occurin'?
I appear to be the only one proper drunk
Just polished off a couple of tesco bargain basement mulled wines
Warmed on the fire and drunk in front of it mmmmmmmmmmmm, just popped in here for a quick fag, as her indoors is watching that twat Jon ross
Hurah it's beer o'clock again
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Norfolk whiskey
I thought it was all in the water that made the taste
We have the norfolk broads and the sea
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Oi Oi, what's occurin'?
I appear to be the only one proper drunk
Just polished off a couple of tesco bargain basement mulled wines
Warmed on the fire and drunk in front of it mmmmmmmmmmmm, just popped in here for a quick fag, as her indoors is watching that twat Jon ross
Hurah it's beer o'clock again
Well mines a southern comfort
or a good cider
Been drinking my home made cider and its good
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Old 12-12-2009, 00:15   #10
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anybody want a fight
Come and av a go if ya think y'r ard enough

Just hang on a sec while I get my dad
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Ah I was weened on southern comfort mmmm
Got totaled on the stuff in college one sat. in southampton
Woke up in a phone box
Lost a day somewhere, anyway on the monday I went to give blood and was told to go away cause my blood was too er pissed
So had the biscuit and went for some bacon
We didnt get round to doing our apples this year, dont know what happened. one week the trees were busting and we thought we'll pick those next week
Next thing I know all the ruddy birds n that have had the lot
Got me plums though
Sloes are in the gin and all's well with fanny and her auntie
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Come and av a go if ya think y'r ard enough

Just hang on a sec while I get my dad
Yeh come on then,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I'll hold your coat
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Old 12-12-2009, 00:22   #13
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Just hang on while I feed my plants
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Ok out side no fighting in the pub

I have a lovely plum gin made for chistmas
plus the sloe and damson
But I do like my cider
Southern comfort the smell is memory prevoking
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Just hang on while I feed my plants
Phoar, I feel the urge to go do some hedge trimming
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