Swine flu.......

mav · 01-05-2009, 20:46

I`ve just tried to phone the NHS Swine flu helpline but all i keep getting is crackling!

lacroupade · 01-05-2009, 20:50

oh-my-god

Toolbox · 01-05-2009, 20:51

What no apple sauce.

Deleted account DD · 01-05-2009, 22:05

Save your bacon run for the hills.

rustic · 01-05-2009, 22:57

These jokes about swine flu are making me "pig sick"...

extreme-4x4 · 01-05-2009, 23:27

whatever next

chicken pox
goose bumps

maybe a frog in the throat

and nature is good for you ???

sep7ember · 02-05-2009, 01:34

Quote:

Originally Posted by mav

I`ve just tried to phone the NHS Swine flu helpline but all i keep getting is crackling!

It could be worse, he could have said the first signs of swine flu are a load of red dots on the skin that become a rasher

lacroupade · 02-05-2009, 11:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by extreme-4x4

whatever next

maybe a frog in the throat

I didn't know you'd been to France? !!!!!!!!!!

zippy656 · 02-05-2009, 22:32

ive been feeling ill all

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeek!!

wellzy · 02-05-2009, 22:34

come on!!! nasty thread, they are terrible sorry but they are

extreme-4x4 · 02-05-2009, 22:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by wellzy

come on!!! nasty thread, they are terrible sorry but they are

why ?

jims-terrano · 02-05-2009, 23:19

As the two friends wandered through the snow, Piglet grinned to himself thinking how lucky he was to have a friend like Pooh. Pooh thought if the pig sneezes he's flippin dead!

Jim T

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Deleted account DD Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 4,705	Save your bacon run for the hills.

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jims-terrano Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: UK Posts: 12,965	As the two friends wandered through the snow, Piglet grinned to himself thinking how lucky he was to have a friend like Pooh. Pooh thought if the pig sneezes he's flippin dead! Jim T