I wish

willow · 16-01-2009, 00:22

Hello been to busy all day chasing escaped turkeys (not mine a freinds)
So here is a knew game

Iwish turkeys did'nt fly

you can reply with what you wish
and so on for the next person
I know its late but I need to wind down so here goes

I wish Turkeys didn't fly over to you
Sorry forgot to say only 4 words

Muzz · 16-01-2009, 00:25

I wish turkeys tasted better

willow · 16-01-2009, 00:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muzz

I wish turkeys tasted better

ok no more than 4 words with out... I wish.

But
Iwish I could fly

makeitfit · 16-01-2009, 00:34

Iwish I hadn't bought this new deodrant!
Instructions said "Take off top and push up bottom"

Just got back from casualty now

willow · 16-01-2009, 00:49

Iwish... time stood still somtimes

makeitfit · 16-01-2009, 00:58

Iwish bloke goes to his GP and punches him

How dare you say my wife has a nice fanny, says paddy..
Doc nursing his bloody nose says
"I told her she has acute angina"

willow · 16-01-2009, 01:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by makeitfit

Iwish bloke goes to his GP and punches him

How dare you say my wife has a nice fanny, says paddy..
Doc nursing his bloody nose says
"I told her she has acute angina"

Old joke

Not this game
I wish

makeitfit · 16-01-2009, 01:25

Sorry not well up on new Iwish jokes

Iwish gay goes to the docs for his test results.
Doc says sorry mate you've got aids

Paddy's devastated and asks if there's anything he can do?
Doc says eat 1 sausage 1 head of cabbage 20 jalepeno peppers 40 walnuts 40 peanuts and a box of all bran and top it off with a pint of prune juice.
Paddys taken aback and asks if this lot will cure him?
No chance says the doc but will give you a better idea of what your arse is for

willow · 16-01-2009, 01:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by makeitfit

Sorry not well up on new Iwish jokes

Iwish gay goes to the docs for his test results.
Doc says sorry mate you've got aids

Paddy's devastated and asks if there's anything he can do?
Doc says eat 1 sausage 1 head of cabbage 20 jalepeno peppers 40 walnuts 40 peanuts and a box of all bran and top it off with a pint of prune juice.
Paddys taken aback and asks if this lot will cure him?
No chance says the doc but will give you a better idea of what your arse is for

This is a game not a joke thread
The game is
Iwish.................. not more than 4 words

and the next person replies
I wish..................... not more than 4 words
Start again

I wish i could sleep

over to you
I wish...... no more than 4 words

makeitfit · 16-01-2009, 01:36

Iwish my engine wasin

Bibio · 16-01-2009, 05:07

Iwish I was rich

zippy656 · 16-01-2009, 07:02

i wish people listened

floyd500b · 16-01-2009, 09:25

I wish it wasn't raining again

makeitfit · 16-01-2009, 10:19

Iwish Heathrow permision declined(and more than 4 words pleeeease)

zippy656 · 16-01-2009, 10:23

I Wish i won the lottery

16-01-2009, 00:22	#1
willow Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Norfolk East Vehicle: terrano11 1995 TD Posts: 1,955	I wish Hello been to busy all day chasing escaped turkeys (not mine a freinds) So here is a knew game Iwish turkeys did'nt fly you can reply with what you wish and so on for the next person I know its late but I need to wind down so here goes I wish Turkeys didn't fly over to you Sorry forgot to say only 4 words

16-01-2009, 00:25	#2
Muzz Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: North West Vehicle: Nissan Terrano II Posts: 186	I wish turkeys tasted better

16-01-2009, 00:34	#4
makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	Iwish I hadn't bought this new deodrant! Instructions said "Take off top and push up bottom" Just got back from casualty now

16-01-2009, 00:49	#5
willow Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Norfolk East Vehicle: terrano11 1995 TD Posts: 1,955	Iwish... time stood still somtimes

16-01-2009, 00:58	#6
makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	Iwish bloke goes to his GP and punches him How dare you say my wife has a nice fanny, says paddy.. Doc nursing his bloody nose says "I told her she has acute angina"

16-01-2009, 01:25	#8
makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	Sorry not well up on new Iwish jokes Iwish gay goes to the docs for his test results. Doc says sorry mate you've got aids Paddy's devastated and asks if there's anything he can do? Doc says eat 1 sausage 1 head of cabbage 20 jalepeno peppers 40 walnuts 40 peanuts and a box of all bran and top it off with a pint of prune juice. Paddys taken aback and asks if this lot will cure him? No chance says the doc but will give you a better idea of what your arse is for

16-01-2009, 01:36	#10
makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	Iwish my engine wasin

16-01-2009, 05:07	#11
Bibio Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Glasgow Scotland Vehicle: Mistral Posts: 262	Iwish I was rich

16-01-2009, 07:02	#12
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	i wish people listened

16-01-2009, 09:25	#13
floyd500b Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 553	I wish it wasn't raining again

16-01-2009, 10:19	#14
makeitfit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: on the beach WEST WALES Vehicle: Maverick TDi BLACK mmm Posts: 15,136	Iwish Heathrow permision declined(and more than 4 words pleeeease)

16-01-2009, 10:23	#15
zippy656 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Devizes Wiltshire Vehicle: Nissan Note Ntec 1.5 Posts: 14,138	I Wish i won the lottery