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Old 03-06-2017, 21:52   #1
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�� Marriages.......................2
��Divorces............................1
��Proposals.........................a few
��Pets right now........ 3
��Surgeries............ lost count !
✒️Tattoos....................0
��Piercings...................0
��Shot a gun...................1
✋Quit a job.............Yep
��Ever been on tv..........yes
��Been to an island.......UK
✈Flown on a plane ..........yep
��Hit a deer.................No
��Someone cried over you.....Probably
❤Fallen in love................often
��Watched someone die....no
����Been to America ................no
��Rode in an ambulance........yes
��Visited Las Vegas........no
��Sang karaoke............no
⛸Ice skating.......................tried once and fell over within a few meters so never again.
��Been surfing................No
��Ridden on a motorcycle........Yes
��Ridden a horse..................yes
��Almost died..................no
��Been punched...................Yes more than once
��Stayed in a hospital.............Yes
��Rode in the back of a police car..........no

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Old 03-06-2017, 22:03   #2
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�� Marriages.......................0
��Divorces............................0
��Proposals.........................0
��Pets right now........ 0
��Surgeries............ 0
✒️Tattoos....................2
��Piercings...................3
��Shot a gun...................0
✋Quit a job.............Yep
��Ever been on tv..........yes
��Been to an island.......UK, Fuerteventura, Tenerife, Somewhere in the Scottish isles on a survival course, Sri Lanka, Ynys Mon, Holyhead,
✈Flown on a plane ..........yep (and flown one)
��Hit a deer.................No
��Someone cried over you.....Probably
❤Fallen in love................often
��Watched someone die....yes
����Been to America ................yes
��Rode in an ambulance........yes
��Visited Las Vegas........no
��Sang karaoke............yes ( a mean Tainted Love)
⛸Ice skating.......................yes
��Been surfing................No
��Ridden on a motorcycle........Yes
��Ridden a horse..................yes
��Almost died..................yes
��Been punched...................Yes, just the once.
��Stayed in a hospital.............no
��Rode in the back of a police car..........yes.
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Old 03-06-2017, 22:38   #3
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�� Marriages.......................2
��Divorces............................1
��Proposals.........................1
��Pets right now........ 1
��Surgeries............ 1
✒️Tattoos....................0
��Piercings...................0
��Shot a gun...................1
✋Quit a job.............Yep
��Ever been on tv..........yes, well, Clarksons hot metal DVD
��Been to an island.......IOW
✈Flown on a plane ..........yep
��Hit a deer.................No
��Someone cried over you.....yes
❤Fallen in love................often
��Watched someone die....yes, my dad
����Been to America ................no
��Rode in an ambulance........no
��Visited Las Vegas........no
��Sang karaoke............no
⛸Ice skating yes
��Been surfing................Yes
��Ridden on a motorcycle........Yes
��Ridden a horse..................yes
��Almost died..................no
��Been punched...................Yes more than once
��Stayed in a hospital.............Yes
��Rode in the back of a police car..........no

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Old 03-06-2017, 22:44   #4
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�� Marriages.......................1
��Divorces............................0
��Proposals.........................1
��Pets right now........ 0
��Surgeries............ 2
✒️Tattoos....................5
��Piercings...................1
��Shot a gun...................yes
✋Quit a job.............Yep
��Ever been on tv..........yes
��Been to an island.......yes
✈Flown on a plane ..........yes
��Hit a deer.................No
��Someone cried over you.....yes
❤Fallen in love................often
��Watched someone die....yed
����Been to America ................no
��Rode in an ambulance........yes
��Visited Las Vegas........no
��Sang karaoke............yes
⛸Ice skating.......................no
��Been surfing................No
��Ridden on a motorcycle........Yes
��Ridden a horse..................yes
��Almost died..................yes
��Been punched...................Yes more than once
��Stayed in a hospital.............Yes
��Rode in the back of a police car..........yes
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Old 03-06-2017, 23:58   #5
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�� Marriages.......................1
��Divorces............................0
��Proposals.........................2
��Pets right now........ 5
��Surgeries............ 0 (but possibly looming!)
✒️Tattoos....................0
��Piercings...................0
��Shot a gun...................Yes (Hand-shot-rifle-assault-machine-air)
✋Quit a job.............Yes
��Ever been on tv..........Yes
��Been to an island.......Wight-Man-Shetland-Phuket-Scilly
✈Flown on a plane ..........Yes (largest dreamliner to LA - smallest 16seat over Grand Canyon)
��Hit a deer.................YES!!!
��Someone cried over you.....Er... yes
❤Fallen in love................Yes
��Watched someone die....No
����Been to America ................ 14 out of 50 States
��Rode in an ambulance........NO
��Visited Las Vegas........ 3x
��Sang karaoke............Yes (Not sure I'd call it singing)
⛸Ice skating.......................Yeah baby! Backwards and speed (bruised three ribs)
��Been surfing................No
��Ridden on a motorcycle........Yes
��Ridden a horse..................Yes
��Almost died..................No
��Been punched...................Yes (only at school)
��Stayed in a hospital.............Yes (Does sleep apnea clinic count?)
��Rode in the back of a police car..........No
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Old 04-06-2017, 00:08   #6
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�� Marriages.......................2
��Divorces............................1
��Proposals.........................a few
��Pets right now........ 12
��Surgeries............ tonsils
✒️Tattoos....................No
��Piercings...................No
��Shot a gun...................No
✋Quit a job.............Yes
��Ever been on tv..........No
��Been to an island.......Yes, Sheppey, White, Hailing, Thanet, Ireland
✈Flown on a plane ..........yes
��Hit a deer.................Yes and been hit by one.
��Someone cried over you.....Yes
❤Fallen in love................Once
��Watched someone die....no
����Been to America ................Yes
��Rode in an ambulance........yes
��Visited Las Vegas........no
��Sang karaoke............no
⛸Ice skating.......................Only on Plastic, It's fantastic...
��Been surfing................No
��Ridden on a motorcycle........Yes
��Ridden a horse..................No
��Almost died..................no
��Been punched...................Yes
��Stayed in a hospital.............Yes
��Rode in the back of a police car..........Yes, at over 100Mph... great fun.
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Old 04-06-2017, 00:31   #7
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�� Marriages.......................1
��Divorces............................0
��Proposals.........................1
��Pets right now........ with dogs fish and hens to many to count
��Surgeries............ 2
✒️Tattoos....................0
��Piercings...................1 now 0
��Shot a gun...................yes
✋Quit a job.............no
��Ever been on tv..........no
��Been to an island.......tenerrife
✈Flown on a plane ..........yes
��Hit a deer.................No
��Someone cried over you.....dont think so
❤Fallen in love................just the once
��Watched someone die....no
����Been to America ................no
��Rode in an ambulance........no
��Visited Las Vegas........no
��Sang karaoke............yes more than i care to remember
⛸Ice skating...................yes still got a bruised arse
��Been surfing................No
��Ridden on a motorcycle........Yes
��Ridden a horse..................no rode a cow though
��Almost died..................no
��Been punched..................punched kicked choked submitted i love it!
��Stayed in a hospital.............Yes
��Rode in the back of a police car..........no
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Old 04-06-2017, 06:56   #8
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�� Marriages.......................1
��Divorces............................1
��Proposals.........................1
��Pets right now........ 1
��Surgeries............ 1
✒️Tattoos....................0
��Piercings...................0
��Shot a gun...................Several
✋Quit a job.............Yep
��Ever been on tv..........No
��Been to an island.......Several
✈Flown on a plane ..........Several
��Hit a deer.................No
��Someone cried over you.....Yes
❤Fallen in love................Yes
��Watched someone die....Too many
����Been to America ................Don't like Americans
��Rode in an ambulance........yes
��Visited Las Vegas........no
��Sang karaoke............no
⛸Ice skating.......................No
��Been surfing................No
��Ridden on a motorcycle........Yes
��Ridden a horse..................yes
��Almost died..................Yes
��Been punched...................Yes more than once
��Stayed in a hospital.............Yes
��Rode in the back of a police car..........no
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Old 04-06-2017, 09:51   #9
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�� Marriages.......................2
��Divorces............................1
��Proposals.........................0
��Pets right now........ 3
��Surgeries............ 6+
✒️Tattoos....................0
��Piercings...................0
��Shot a gun...................Yes
✋Quit a job.............Yes
��Ever been on tv..........No
��Been to an island.......8+
✈Flown on a plane ..........yes
��Hit a deer.................No
��Someone cried over you.....No
❤Fallen in love................4 times
��Watched someone die....Yes
����Been to America ................1
��Rode in an ambulance........yes
��Visited Las Vegas........no
��Sang karaoke............no
⛸Ice skating.......................Yes.
��Been surfing................No
��Ridden on a motorcycle........Yes
��Ridden a horse..................No
��Almost died..................Yes
��Been punched...................Yes more than once
��Stayed in a hospital.............Yes
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Old 04-06-2017, 21:58   #10
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�� Marriages.......................1
��Divorces............................1
��Proposals.........................1
��Pets right now........ sadly none
��Surgeries............ none so far !
✒️Tattoos....................0
��Piercings...................0
��Shot a gun...................air/handguns/rifles/shotguns
✋Quit a job.............Yep
��Ever been on tv..........yes
��Been to an island.......Tenerife/Lewis
✈Flown on a plane ..........yes
��Hit a deer.................yes x 3
��Someone cried over you.....too many times
❤Fallen in love................too often
��Watched someone die....too often
����Been to America ................no
��Rode in an ambulance........yes
��Visited Las Vegas........no
��Sang karaoke............yes, indifferently very drunk
⛸Ice skating.......................never
��Been surfing...............yes
��Ridden on a motorcycle........Yes
��Ridden a horse..................yes
��Almost died..................yes
��Been punched...................not yet
��Stayed in a hospital.............Yes
��Rode in the back of a police car..........no
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