11-05-2017, 20:37 | #1 |
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Kevin is doing really well on Who Want's to be a Millionaire. He's got £125,000 with three lifelines left.
Chris says, "OK Kevin, for £250,000 which one of the following was one of the Great Train Robbers? Was it A) Ronnie Biggs Ronnie O'Sullivan C) Ronnie Corbett D) Ronnie Wood. Take your time." Kevin says, "I'll take the money Chris." Chris replies, "Are you sure Kevin, you've still got three lifelines left?" Kevin says, "I'm sure Chris, I'll take the money." Chris replies, "OK audience, give Kevin a big round of applause, but before you go Kevin I'm sure you'd like to know the answer?" Kevin says, "I already know the answer Chris." Chris replies, "You know the answer? You just turned down a quarter of a Million quid, are you mad, are you mental?" Kevin says, "I may be Mental Chris, but I'm no frickin' grass! |
11-05-2017, 20:41 | #2 |
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Like it !!
That made me laugh wasn't sure where it was going !
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11-05-2017, 20:46 | #3 |
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An old one, but a good one...
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