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Old 21-03-2017, 08:14   #1
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Anyone got a owners manual for a girlfriend ?
Mines giving off a terrible whining noise!
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Old 21-03-2017, 08:25   #2
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"When in doubt, lubricate"
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Old 21-03-2017, 16:22   #3
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"When in doubt, lubricate"
Or use gaffa tape lol.
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Old 21-03-2017, 18:32   #5
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Try greasing the nipples.
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Old 23-03-2017, 21:26   #7
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Sounds like your gonna have to spend some money on her, usually works though.
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Sounds like your gonna have to spend some money on her, usually works though.
For the short term. Once you start spending it never stops
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