beer trade

[briggie]

Yesterday morning I bought two cases of beer on sale at the supermarket.
I placed them on the front seat and headed back home.
I stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
Although it was very cold she was wearing a very short skirt and a light jacket which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked, .... "What kind of beer 'ya got?..

[emjaybee]

Heard it before, but still a bloody goodun'

[panelbeater]