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05-03-2017, 08:32
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your sunday rude joke
A dad took his little girl to the barbers.
While he sat in the chair having his hair cut, the little girl stood close to him, nibbling on a cake. The barber smiled at her and said, "You're going to get hair on your muffin." She replied, "I know. I'm going to get tits too." |
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05-03-2017, 08:50
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Location: Nr J28 M1
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05-03-2017, 10:56
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Location: Oxfordshire
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05-03-2017, 11:20
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB
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Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years.  Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more. |
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05-03-2017, 11:48
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Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: clacton on sea essex
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short and sweet
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05-03-2017, 11:58
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Location: Devizes Wiltshire
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05-03-2017, 15:29
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB
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Doctor examining young girl. Big breaths.. yeth and I'm only thixteen
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