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Old 18-01-2017, 22:28   #1
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Nicked from elsewhere but what the hell?

A man was following his wife and commented that with the weight she'd put on she reminded him of a washing machine.

The wife said nothing and carried on walking.

That night in bed the man became amorous and tried to arouse his wife.

She replied " I'm not starting the washing machine for that little load - you can do it by hand".
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Old 18-01-2017, 23:14   #2
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that is a good one, Rick
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