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Old 21-11-2015, 21:01   #1
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Come on then. Who else saw our very own uncle rustic in the daily star today?

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Old 21-11-2015, 21:06   #2
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Old 21-11-2015, 21:35   #3
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no way!!!!

Hey, maybe it was his secret spy call!!! He could be on his way to Syria right now on an assassination mission!!!!
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Old 21-11-2015, 22:38   #4
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Also saw the other code word "obese" too
Anyhow....who believes Doctors anyway? my BMI is only high because I am not tall enough.:


If I was 8 feet tall, I would be in the normal area.


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You heard about me here first.
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There's also scuttled and dribble. Talk yourself outta them

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There's also scuttled and dribble. Talk yourself outta them

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Well the first one could be an issue as we have a boat, and the second, was one of the reasons I went to the doc... Then I got the unfortunate diagnosis...
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Hedonist trumpet duel scuttled that reads like a headline
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Old 22-11-2015, 00:01   #8
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Well the first one could be an issue as we have a boat, and the second, was one of the reasons I went to the doc... Then I got the unfortunate diagnosis...
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I like the way the word sanity is next to rustic
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Don't forget his "agitated " "flywheel" but suppose these "dribbled" into his "head" that effected his "sanity".

Ok this is getting silly
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Yes, very, thankfully.......so much seriousness lately......time for some levity....
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Yes, very, thankfully.......so much seriousness lately......time for some levity....
I give up, I can't find "levity" in there!



Never was much good at word-search.

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I give up, I can't find "levity" in there!



Never was much good at word-search.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/levity
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Sorry, it wasn't in the word search, just a curve ball......
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