Old Timers

rustic · 08-09-2015, 14:47

"oldtimers"
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.

They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.

His wife asks, "Where are you going?"

"To the kitchen," he replies.

"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"

"Sure."

"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.

"No, I can remember it."

"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down, because you know you'll forget it."

He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."

"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down!" she retorts.

Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream -- I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen.

After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.

She stares at the plate for a moment and says... "Where's my toast?

don simon · 08-09-2015, 15:27

Top banana!

Ogri · 08-09-2015, 20:31

Cracking

Paultrol · 08-09-2015, 20:40

emjaybee · 08-09-2015, 22:45

Thank goodness, a decent joke!

Nice one!

rustic · 09-09-2015, 01:21

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Originally Posted by emjaybee

Thank goodness, a decent joke!

Nice one!

I'm not so sure on the joke bit lol...
My wife and I are progressing to that stage lol...
The number of times I have gone into the garage... paused...
What the heck have I come in here for...lol...

Go back out, then you remember...

I have a list for everything now lol...

macabethiel · 09-09-2015, 06:50

You will be pleased to hear that Stannah have developed a new stair lift for the over 60's ........ it is so fast it gets you upstairs before you have forgotten what you went for.

rustic · 09-09-2015, 08:07

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Originally Posted by macabethiel

You will be pleased to hear that Stannah have developed a new stair lift for the over 60's ........ it is so fast it gets you upstairs before you have forgotten what you went for.

emjaybee · 09-09-2015, 09:58

We like it.

We like it a lot!

briggie · 09-09-2015, 11:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by emjaybee

Thank goodness, a decent joke!

Nice one!

meaning ?

emjaybee · 09-09-2015, 11:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by briggie

meaning ?

We'll put your last joke down to fatigue after your holiday.

Terranical · 09-09-2015, 15:24

I can relate to that !

briggie · 09-09-2015, 16:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by emjaybee

We'll put your last joke down to fatigue after your holiday.

im still on holiday

08-09-2015, 14:47	#1
rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	Old Timers "oldtimers" A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember. Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. His wife asks, "Where are you going?" "To the kitchen," he replies. "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" "Sure." "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks. "No, I can remember it." "Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down, because you know you'll forget it." He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." "I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down!" she retorts. Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream -- I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and says... "Where's my toast? __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.

09-09-2015, 06:50	#7
macabethiel Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Derby Vehicle: Freelander & Jeep GC 3.0 Posts: 4,416	New ultra high speed stair lift by Stannah You will be pleased to hear that Stannah have developed a new stair lift for the over 60's ........ it is so fast it gets you upstairs before you have forgotten what you went for.

08-09-2015, 15:27	#2
don simon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Gone. Vehicle: Terrano ii Posts: 2,215	Top banana!

08-09-2015, 20:31	#3
Ogri Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: 2004 Terrano 2.7 Td SE Posts: 324	Cracking

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08-09-2015, 22:45	#5
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	Thank goodness, a decent joke! Nice one!

09-09-2015, 09:58	#9
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	We like it. We like it a lot!

09-09-2015, 15:24	#12
Terranical Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Resident in Bristol, Terrano in Spain Vehicle: 1994 Terrano 2.7TD SWB Posts: 1,398	I can relate to that !