Baaaaaa

supergnome · 04-08-2015, 19:27

From nitroexpress.

A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset .

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck on the same coral outcrop. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.

That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave-in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months.

Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

He said, "Take the dog for a walk..."

don simon · 04-08-2015, 19:32

Baddum tish!

johnb5177 · 04-08-2015, 20:40

Ah, another sheep joke.......

emjaybee · 04-08-2015, 22:08

Thank god, it was getting a bit quiet on the joke front.

Nice one!

panelbeater · 05-08-2015, 09:34

ok,why do welch farmers wear long wellies,to put the rear legs in to keep them there.old but all i could come up with at the moment.

johnb5177 · 05-08-2015, 10:32

Best place, is at the edge of a cliff.........push back harder.......

It's Welsh......

don simon · 05-08-2015, 11:17

Sorry chaps, but there's a difference between a sheep joke and a Welsh joke. A joke that includes sheep may or may not be funny, that's the quality of joke or joke teller.
A joke that alludes to the fact that the Welsh are all sheep shaggers is never funny, racist and not acceptable in my opinion.

I've decided to post this here rather than complain to the mods so that everyone can see that I am not happy with this line of humour, it doesn't belong in this forum.
We are better than that.
Peace and love.

Terranical · 05-08-2015, 11:20

Baa humbug!

04-08-2015, 19:27	#1
supergnome Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Isle of Axholme Vehicle: T2, 2.7 TDI 2002 lwb Posts: 955	Baaaaaa From nitroexpress. A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset . One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck on the same coral outcrop. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave-in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said, "Take the dog for a walk..."

04-08-2015, 19:32	#2
don simon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Gone. Vehicle: Terrano ii Posts: 2,215	Baddum tish!

04-08-2015, 20:40	#3
johnb5177 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Swansea, S.Wales Vehicle: 02Terrano II 3.0 SVE Auto Posts: 1,586	Ah, another sheep joke.......

04-08-2015, 22:08	#4
emjaybee Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Oxfordshire Vehicle: 3.0Di SVE '05 5 door. Posts: 1,536	Thank god, it was getting a bit quiet on the joke front. Nice one!

05-08-2015, 09:34	#5
panelbeater Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: clacton on sea essex Vehicle: nissan terrano 2 2.7 tdi Posts: 1,638	ok,why do welch farmers wear long wellies,to put the rear legs in to keep them there.old but all i could come up with at the moment.

05-08-2015, 10:32	#6
johnb5177 Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Swansea, S.Wales Vehicle: 02Terrano II 3.0 SVE Auto Posts: 1,586	Best place, is at the edge of a cliff.........push back harder....... It's Welsh......

05-08-2015, 11:17	#7
don simon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Gone. Vehicle: Terrano ii Posts: 2,215	Sorry chaps, but there's a difference between a sheep joke and a Welsh joke. A joke that includes sheep may or may not be funny, that's the quality of joke or joke teller. A joke that alludes to the fact that the Welsh are all sheep shaggers is never funny, racist and not acceptable in my opinion. I've decided to post this here rather than complain to the mods so that everyone can see that I am not happy with this line of humour, it doesn't belong in this forum. We are better than that. Peace and love.

05-08-2015, 11:20	#8
Terranical Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Resident in Bristol, Terrano in Spain Vehicle: 1994 Terrano 2.7TD SWB Posts: 1,398	Baa humbug!