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03-07-2015, 19:31
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Dai, the Welsh shepherd decided that he wanted to start having driving lessons. On one occasion, the instructor said to him, 'Right Dai, I want you to make a U turn'. Dai replied, 'Make a Ewe turn? I'll make its eyes water'.
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03-07-2015, 20:18
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I don't get it.
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03-07-2015, 20:30
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03-07-2015, 20:42
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03-07-2015, 21:30
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Ex banger racer now off road maniac Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare. |
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03-07-2015, 21:46
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ok ........ welsh ....... sheep ...... making a u turn ( ewe turn )
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03-07-2015, 21:49
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03-07-2015, 21:57
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Ex banger racer now off road maniac Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare. |
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03-07-2015, 22:02
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03-07-2015, 22:03
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03-07-2015, 22:39
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Another clue:- Why do Welshman wear wellington boots? To tuck the sheeps back legs in
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03-07-2015, 22:43
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03-07-2015, 22:51
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Ex banger racer now off road maniac Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare. |
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03-07-2015, 22:53
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03-07-2015, 23:00
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Ex banger racer now off road maniac Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare. |
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