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21-03-2015, 09:17
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 Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire
Vehicle: " alice "
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mens help line
Men's Help Line: "Hello, my name is Bob. How can I help you?"
Caller:"Hi, Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, last night about midnight, I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home, she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?" |
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21-03-2015, 09:49
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Resident in Bristol, Terrano in Spain
Vehicle: 1994 Terrano 2.7TD SWB
Posts: 1,398
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21-03-2015, 12:21
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Staffordshire
Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB
Posts: 7,825
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Fantastic...
Having a boat myself, I would have it welded. lol. 
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21-03-2015, 17:35
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Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Swansea, S.Wales
Vehicle: 02Terrano II 3.0 SVE Auto
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21-03-2015, 20:22
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Sevenoaks, Kent
Vehicle: Terrano 2.7TDi SE Touring
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