Gotta be the best eBay advert ever! - Page 2

briggie · 11-12-2014, 18:37

love the picture

Sweety · 11-12-2014, 20:22

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Originally Posted by rustic

Drives like ****
looks like ****
From the description, probably smells like ****
So probably is ****

So the advert is quite accurate should get full stars for "As Described"

Yes they are ****

mate had one & got sick of having to fix it every week so he bought a Xtrail tows his caravan much better & only thing he's had to do was replace the front drop links

Lazy-Ferret · 11-12-2014, 20:33

I sent him this message...

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Dear *sukijay*,

Hi, it's so refreshing to see an honest Landrover advert. I would just like to say a couple of things to help your potential buyers though...

Firstly, pretty much all Landrovers listed will be in a similar state, just most people who sell and buy them, accept this as the norm, and keep it as a Dirty Landrover Secret. You may find you receive hate mail from them now!

Secondly, this must be the only Landrover in the UK that has ever persuaded a lady to part with her knickers, so it must actually be a lot better than most of the others, and therefore a "Chick Magnet"... well in Essex anyway...

I wish you all the best luck with the sale.

Regards Clive

and just got this reply...

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Hi, having owned Landrover's before I can honestly say I agree with your statement, this one is much, much worse than any others I have seen though!
As for it being a chick magnet I would assume that alcohol and a tower crane played a part in helping the previous owner remove the knickers from their previous owner...

Many thanks, Steve

AlexD333 · 11-12-2014, 21:38

Told you it was a divorce, I could smell it a mile off, some cheating no goodun caught red cheeked by his missus and slung out the door, she got screwed in the court proceedings which is why she ended up keeping the car

John B · 12-12-2014, 17:12

Love the bit about the tyres

rustic · 12-12-2014, 18:36

I think it has been clocked 150,000 genuine miles.....
Hardly. What a Land Rover has done that many.. ?

They spend more time in the garage than on the road lol.

I recon he has fitted a drill onto the speedo cable and run it up for a month.

Probably twice the mileage it has really done...

AlexD333 · 13-12-2014, 01:55

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Originally Posted by rustic

I think it has been clocked 150,000 genuine miles.....
Hardly. What a Land Rover has done that many.. ?

They spend more time in the garage than on the road lol.

I recon he has fitted a drill onto the speedo cable and run it up for a month.

Probably twice the mileage it has really done...

I love you Rustic

Its comments like this that keep the club the way it is.

solarman216 · 13-12-2014, 02:12

My mate that has the all singing and dancing Rangie has still cried off to go off road with me as it is still broke after spending more than £2k on it, recon box, all suspension stuff, now CKP issues, he is threatening to put a hammer through it, Rick

rustic · 13-12-2014, 10:44

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Originally Posted by AlexD333

I love you Rustic

Its comments like this that keep the club the way it is.

Yes but no one has said if this is a good thing or a bad thing!

YET ?

Still time....

rustic · 13-12-2014, 10:47

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Originally Posted by solarman216

My mate that has the all singing and dancing Rangie has still cried off to go off road with me as it is still broke after spending more than £2k on it, recon box, all suspension stuff, now CKP issues, he is threatening to put a hammer through it, Rick

Mind you, if he had taken it off roading with you, it could have cost him a lot more...

He might have written it off.

12-12-2014, 18:36	#21
rustic Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Staffordshire Vehicle: Maverick Mk I 2.7 TD LWB Posts: 7,825	I think it has been clocked 150,000 genuine miles..... Hardly. What a Land Rover has done that many.. ? They spend more time in the garage than on the road lol. I recon he has fitted a drill onto the speedo cable and run it up for a month. Probably twice the mileage it has really done... __________________ Ford Maverick GLX 1995 2.7TD LWB in illusion silver, 98k miles. Owned since new, for 22 years. Best car I have ever owned. Just wish I could drive it more.

13-12-2014, 02:12	#23
solarman216 Off road maniac Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Bexhill on Sea Vehicle: Y60 Patrol Me, 3 ltr Mrs Posts: 17,432	My mate that has the all singing and dancing Rangie has still cried off to go off road with me as it is still broke after spending more than £2k on it, recon box, all suspension stuff, now CKP issues, he is threatening to put a hammer through it, Rick __________________ Ex banger racer now off road maniac Lokka on the front with manual hubs Diff lock on rear 3 inch SS straight through exhaust Manly winch bumper with 13000 lb winch 10 spike ground anchor, with multiple straps and blocks Super strong body cills capped with scaffold pole 20% stronger springs all round aggressive off road tyres on wheels so just swap. Aim to get stuck and be completely self sufficient in extraction, love getting muddy, 2ft deep is good but rare.

11-12-2014, 18:37	#16
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	love the picture

11-12-2014, 21:38	#19
AlexD333 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Uk Vehicle: 2004 Terrano 2.7 TDI Posts: 7,847	Told you it was a divorce, I could smell it a mile off, some cheating no goodun caught red cheeked by his missus and slung out the door, she got screwed in the court proceedings which is why she ended up keeping the car

12-12-2014, 17:12	#20
John B Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2013 Location: Wales with the sheep Vehicle: Terrano 2004 2.7 Tdi lwb Posts: 550	Love the bit about the tyres