a short story

briggie · 10-07-2013, 07:39

Standing beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience. Soon, she finds herself atop the horse’s back, galloping through a lush green meadow.
Unsuspecting, the horse suddenly picks up speed and she finds herself euphoric over the freedom she is experiencing.

Once again, the magnificent animal picks up speed except this time her inexperience gets the better of her. She finds herself barely able to hang on.

The startled horse is now in a dead run and the beautiful blonde finds herself hanging off to one side of the horse, her head just inches from the ground… catastrophe seconds away.

She begins to frantically scream for help when all of a sudden…..

George, the asda greeter, calmly walks up and unplugs the ride

JimE · 10-07-2013, 08:16

Lol these old jokes never lose their chuckle factor...

10-07-2013, 07:39	#1
briggie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: peoples democratic republic of west yorkshire Vehicle: " alice " Posts: 10,473	a short story Standing beside a valiant stallion, a beautiful blonde decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience. Soon, she finds herself atop the horse’s back, galloping through a lush green meadow. Unsuspecting, the horse suddenly picks up speed and she finds herself euphoric over the freedom she is experiencing. Once again, the magnificent animal picks up speed except this time her inexperience gets the better of her. She finds herself barely able to hang on. The startled horse is now in a dead run and the beautiful blonde finds herself hanging off to one side of the horse, her head just inches from the ground… catastrophe seconds away. She begins to frantically scream for help when all of a sudden….. George, the asda greeter, calmly walks up and unplugs the ride

10-07-2013, 08:16	#2
JimE Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2012 Location: Tavistock, West Devon Vehicle: Ford Maverick 2.7TDi Posts: 262	Lol these old jokes never lose their chuckle factor...