Peaches

R1cho · 27-07-2012, 23:01

Woman in court charged with stealing a tin of peaches. Judge asks "how many peaches were in the tin?" to which she replies "there were 4."
He tells her that she will serve 1 month for each peach. As she is being lead away her husband shouts from the public gallery . .
"AND SHE STOLE A TIN OF PEAS!"

supergnome · 28-07-2012, 09:04

The wife left a note on the fridge door this morning. It read "It's not working, I can't take anymore,I'm going to stay with my mother!"
I opened the fridge door,the light came on, and the beer was cold. I don't know what the hell she was on about!

27-07-2012, 23:01	#1
R1cho Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Wales Vehicle: 1997 LandCruiser Colorado Posts: 4,201	Peaches Woman in court charged with stealing a tin of peaches. Judge asks "how many peaches were in the tin?" to which she replies "there were 4." He tells her that she will serve 1 month for each peach. As she is being lead away her husband shouts from the public gallery . . "AND SHE STOLE A TIN OF PEAS!"

28-07-2012, 09:04	#2
supergnome Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Isle of Axholme Vehicle: T2, 2.7 TDI 2002 lwb Posts: 955	The wife left a note on the fridge door this morning. It read "It's not working, I can't take anymore,I'm going to stay with my mother!" I opened the fridge door,the light came on, and the beer was cold. I don't know what the hell she was on about!