18-05-2012, 23:36 | #1 |
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sex change !!!!!
Yesterday, scientists for the nhs suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. |
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I stepped back in shock. He then said every time I have sex I have to buy it.
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